In a rare moment of quiet I watched this very short, very cheesy, YouTube movie trailer and I thought, Yep. This is what we do with orphaned kids. Somebody just has to step up and say, "I'll be your big person, half pint."
(Please don't mistake this as maternal stirrings. We'll cross that bridge when we get there and that bridge is several hundred miles down the road.)
Gosh I sure do love this chimp.